Have you ever wanted to help a hapless save his factory from closing by forcing him to complete a slideshow presentation? No? Really? You’d never thought about it before now? Huh. In this Dialtown DLC, the player is tasked with helping Roger Jones finish a slideshow presentation, but naturally, pure unadulterated malarkey ensues.

• Roger has a lot to say, with over a THOUSAND voiced dialogue lines ranging from confessions of his innermost turmoil to lashing out at you over centipede-related aggression! Really get to know Roger via a multitude of voice acted scenes where Roger talks about his life, responsibilities, worries and hopes for the future!

• The route has 8 endings, ranging from guzzling cough syrup in a circus tent to getting thrown in jail for fraud! The possibilities are endless! (And by endless, I mean there’s exactly eight of them.)

• Run a scam on Roger and trick him into delivering a pyramid scheme crypto rug-pull to his workers (you can destroy the dude’s life and WORSE!)

• A new Original Soundtrack by Nathan Hanover, featuring 14 tracks not heard in Dialtown’s basegame, from remixes/reprises of existing tracks to completely NEW tracks!

• Choices that matter! The choices you make will impact the lives of the citizens of Dialtown! Be responsible! (Or don’t. I can’t really do anything either way. Like, c’mon. I WISH I was that powerful…)

• Control the pace of conversations with skip points all over the DLC. With a script of over 94,000 words, you can spend HOURS talking to Rogers about baboons, centipedes, pyramid schemes and more!

• Spend time with most (if not all) of your favourite Dialtown characters! This route has a shocking amount of character cameos! Ticket Jerry, Randy, Oliver + Karen Dunn fans rejoice!

With over 6 hours of potential playtime, over 1500 lines of voice acting, 8 endings, new art, new music and so much more, this DLC is a STEAL for the price I’m selling it at! So, what are you waiting for? Purchase it TODAY!!!