Zortch Maxinum is a professional slacker who finds herself captured by aliens after falling
for their fake holiday scheme – now she must escape their planet or become a light snack
lucky for her there is a mysterious voice helping her along the way

Features:

• Custom engine that runs well on low-spec machines
• Combat heavy gameplay
• 6 difficulty modes – from very easy to extreme
• 9 guns + kicking (grenade launcher, tnt, tripmine, plasma pistol, a double barreled shotgun and a bizarre living lightning gun)
• 15 levels
• 5 boss levels
• 30+ enemy types (giant green brainsucking aliens and their inventions and cronies: spider mines, lizards with rocket launchers, raptors, pudding like amoeboid pretending to be humanoid guards, and a giant 20 feet tall flatworm cyborg bounty hunter .. among others)
• powerups: portable medkit, invisibility
• FOV slider
• Letterbox mode
• Custom violence mode: you can change blood to be confetti or ketchup
• Feeble attempts at humor