Welcome to the grind, loser. We hope you brought snacks.

You start in the mud. Broke. Confused.

Ten hours later you’re running a hyper-optimized mining empire, yelling at your dog for wasting your IRL energy.

This isn’t just an idle game — this is your new second job. Without pay. Without health insurance. But with dopamine.

🛠 What to expect:

• Brutal Progression: Every click matters. Every resource is earned. Regret is a mechanic.

• Deep Crafting Web: If it exists, you probably made it from twigs, dust, and trauma.

• Prestige Mechanics: Reset. Profit. Repeat. Classic, but evil.

• Scaling Like a Maniac: Soft caps. Hard caps. Emotional caps.

• Idle, Not Dead: Plays in the background… until you blink and it’s 3:27 AM.

• Low System Impact: Runs on a potato. Destroys your soul, not your CPU.

🚫 What’s NOT included:

• No microtransactions

• No loot boxes

• No fake "idle" systems

• No blockchain garbage

• No mercy

🧠 Built for people who:

• Reboot runs over 0.01% inefficiency

• Read patch notes for fun

• Optimize their grandma’s garden

• Think numbers > feelings

💬 Totally real reviews:

• "Missed my grandma’s birthday. She understands." – Tim, 42

• "This game taught me math. Then punished me for it." – Former Valedictorian

• "96 hours in. No idea if I’m having fun." – Person With No Face

• "It runs on a toaster. I still overclocked it." – Linus (not that one)

📈 Final Notes:

• Frequent updates

• New items & quests added weekly

• Steam Deck friendly (but not legally liable for addiction)