It’s your chance to destroy the world. All you need is to find two sausages and a magic gem. However, Teddy, a criminal known for the annihilation of over a million people, also wants them. Are you brave enough to defeat him and completely destroy the entire world?

Key Features:

• Turn-based combat reminiscent of retro jRPGs
• Fight Biscuits, Glasses of water, Bananas and many more nasty enemies while thinking about the meaning of life (or anything else you want)
• Random encounters that are easy to avoid – just hold down SHIFT if you don’t feel like fighting
• Sticker system that allows you to customize your characters
• Optional bosses that only the best players will be able to defeat
• Crazy abilities such as Deadline, Floppy disk chaos and the legendary Curse of Jxkfdvc
• Auto-save – forget about save points
• A convenient quick-heal menu accessible by pressing Q
• Modifiable EXP and BTC multipliers for players who aren’t fond of grinding
• 100% free!