My name is Tony Dramp. I am a simple ranger who lives from paycheck to paycheck. One day, I found a book that changed my life. I became president of Amerika! But that book turned out to be an ancient artifact and required payment for its services… Darkness enveloped my house and the forest. Now I need to get to the White House to save the country… That’s my story.

What do we have:
-Dialogues written by the hobo hired for bottle of vodka
– Unique possibility to die. Everywhere. Seriously, if you have started playing this game and are still alive you’d call FBI cause they are likely to hire you
– A creepy democrat ghost will be chasing after you in the forest! Online weight loss!
– Once-in-a-lifetime chance to get lost in the forest (actually not – we have a radar)
– Three incredible quests for collecting three marvellous items (Oh Jesus, 10/10!)
– Graphics just like in Crysis!!! (Frankly speaking not – only in case you have a really strong imagination)
– Unity engine (AGAIN!)
– Best soundtrack by the most famous musicians!! (well, most famous among the freemusicarchive website stuff)
– Possibility to crap your pants in real life in the virtual WC
– The hour of wondering through the forest in darkness!!
– Bawdy humour by our stand-up comedian!
We have been developing this game at off-work (and free from feeding our tame bear, of course) time!
All persons in this game are fictional and any resemblence is a coincidence