Get ready for a game so stupid you would rather show your browser history than admit that you like it! Lots of action, explosions and yes, it’s a penis-tank in the trailer.

What? You need more reasons to play "2 Ninjas 1 Cup"?

– Challenging gameplay with instant respawns
– Silly plot with voice acting so bad it will make you cringe (don’t know which one is worse)
– Explosions. Everybody loves explosions
– Original gags. Terrible, but original.
– Penis-tank

Now we’re sure that you want to play it, so here’s a list containing things "2 Ninjas 1 Cup" doesn’t have:

– 3D helicopters
– Answers to "Will Trump start the World War III?"
– A proof that Hitler knew about the concentration camps
– A diet plan for Yo Mamma who is so fat she broke your family tree

So what are you waiting for!? We need you to bring the cup back!